me: is sitting next to an adorable couple that keeps kissing. Oh wait those are girls. XD Roland: AWESOME me: roffle, only me Roland: ROFFLE? Never heard that one before. Rolling On Floor Laughing Like Elephants? me: Elliefunts! Roland: Roly approves of your zoological nomenclature me: Rolyfunts are not extinct either, sir. And I approve of those! Roland: Do they survive in the wild, or are they in captivity? me: I don't know, haven't asked them. Therefore I reverse the question back to YOU! Roland: Rolyfunts currently live in captivity, but they dream of wandering the great plains and eating snaggleberries like their woolly ancestors did. me: They're so precious. Elliefunts are their best companions, seeing as they turn to a hulk double-crossed when in danger. And they eat the snaggleberries that Rolyfunts drop. Ah, nature's teamwork.. Roland: Rolyfunts drop a considerable number of snaggleberries due to the fact that they have a very poor attention spa... Ooooh, shiny! me: And Elliefunts get their exercise by trying to catch them in mid-air so they don't get bruised on the ground, therefore they stay skinny even after great meals. And it's their tails that shine and avert Rolyfunts' already minimal attention. Roland: **stupefied by shiny tail** me: I now must make a replica... out of tinfoil! Roland: Which can be unfolded into a tin hat if the CIA ever try to read your brainwaves. Dual purpose. I'm thinkin' ahead. me: And to make it pimp, it will be a cowboy hat :P And by turning it over, we may bring water to the 'funts, or food, or even cook food IN it. All for the price of time. Roland: and kittens can use it as a kayak. me: ...or a hammock, if angled and twisted safely! Roland: But keep it out of the sun otherwise STEAMED KITTIES. me: :O Noooooo. NO. Sunblock them with extra spf, also! Roland: and hats. Little tiny kitten hats. me: With bows! For additional cuteseyness [Note how we went from lesbians to cats] Roland: **inserts obligatory joke centered around the word pussy** me: **points out words inserts and pussy and makes the conversation awkward** | 
